Lord Squirt

Young Demon Lord

Aliases: Donkulus the Disembowler; Fozzbit the Ferocious; Gravy, Eater of Skulls

Squirt is coming into their own as a demon lord after an altercation with the demon lord Demogorgon left them with a surprise infusion of demonic power. Unable to return to their master Shaktari, Queen of Poison, Squirt sets off into the Shadowfell with dreams of becoming the most powerful demon in the realm.

Squirt resembles your garden-variety Imp, though an entire foot taller and an ashy black color, possessing a tail that ends in a large blade-like fin. Their powers are also much greater than a normal imp's, enabling Squirt to create their own imps at will and use very powerful magic, though the extent to the demon's powers remain a mystery to the party. It is known that the demon is able to intercept and ferry freshly-slain souls as they traverse the lower planes.

After squatting a Shadowfell castle belonging to the Vampire Mario Brothers, Squirt enlists some firepower by capturing and imprisoning four recently deceased adventurers: Princess Gunky, Reowyn, Glynydark, and Vall. Employing their significant firepower advantage, Squirt was able to briefly push back the vampires attempting to reclaim their castle, killing the vampire Mario outright and leaving his brother Luigi to retreat to the shadows.

Squirt's next plan involves the long-blocked portal located in the castle's basement. Hundreds of years ago, this portal was used to ferry dark creatures from the Shadowfell to the Material Plane, and Squirt plans to restore the portal's demon-transferal properties. However, the portal can only be used by mortal souls, so Squirt sends his prisoners with one directive: Kill/Destroy the source of the portal's interference so that Squirt can begin their campaign of terror in the Material Plane. If the party succeeds in this task, then Squirt will consider granting them their freedom.

Several days after sending the party into the Material Plane, Squirt has yet to receive word of the party's mission status. With the vampires at the door, mounting reinforcements to retake their castle, Squirt attempts to enlist more help via the usage of a crystal ball. In a surprising twist, the crystal ball's other conduit is in the possession of the party; and much to Squirt's chagrin, the party has told them to stuff themselves. Squirt plots the necessary punishment for such a sudden and inevitable betrayal.